THE LINCOLN SUNDAY STAR
Lincoln, Nebraska, U.S.A.
21 January 1917
(Page 1)
SOCIETY FINDS NEW SUBSTITUTE FOR
BRIDGE.
Have you heard, card enthusiasts,
that just as whist was superseded, many years ago, by bridge
and bridge by auction, so auction is to be superseded by a
new game—pirate bridge. It is said that people in the east
are quite mad about the new game of bridge and that pirate
bridge parties are the dernier cries. It was invented by
Aleister Crowley and in a recent short article Mr. Crowley
explains that the real reason for the invention is the six
major drawbacks of auction which he gives as follows:
First: Mismated partners. You get
a fiend for a partner and can’t shake him off.
Second: Mismated hands. The two
good heart hands never seem to come together. The good spade
partners are opposed to each other, the no-trumpers are also
opposed, etc., etc.
Third: The frequency with which
bids are set. In actual practice only nine bids out of
thirteen are successful at auction.
Fourth: The fact that you are
liable all through a rubber for your partner’s mistakes.
Fifth: The bickering,
fault-finding, nagging, and exhibitions of bad temper.
Sixth: It is not a good game for the ambitious, as only two
people can win—or lose—and they must always win or lose like
amounts.
In the same breath he gives the
six major advantages of pirate bridge:
First: You can—if you are
clever—avoid tying yourself up with a tedious, poetic,
alcoholic or idiotic partner.
Second: The hands which will work
best together—in any suit—tend to come together.
Third: Fewer final bids are set
back, thus shortening the duration of every rubber.
Fourth: Every player is playing
for himself. Four scores are kept—all of them independent.
Fifth: Pirate Bridge does away
with a lot of bickering and quarrelling. You may blame
someone for “accepting” you, when the hand goes wrong; but
you are not tied to him for the rubber.
Sixth: It is a first-rate game for
the man who is of a gambling temperament.
The rules have just been submitted
to the New York Bridge club and will probably soon be having
enthusiastic converts. At any rate it is safe to guess that
every one will at least give “pirate” a try out and if it is
as much of an improvement as bridge and then auction—pirate
is doomed to stay until someone else invents something
better. |