The Great White Hunter or: Bill Green Redivivus
20 November 1959
In the forms jungle primeval, Like a Knight Medieval Our “Wild Bill” Green will seek his foes Slash red tape and step on toes. Stalking the wily bureaucrat In his native habitat. Straightening out the young green peas Lost in forest, finding trees. Up to all his usual tricks, Shrink his eyeballs with a “fix”. For the sacred cow of rubber Hone his fangs, carve the blubber, Smiling while he eviscerates. Lifts his voice and deprecates A pay scale that will guarantee Organize stupidity. In this deck there’s just one joker He’s a card, bright and ochre, Who should be dealt with, back to back. He’s a living One-Eyed Jack!
(and the One-Eyed Jacks are Wild, Son!)
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