Simon Iff Detective Stories

 

 

 

Simon Iff is the protagonist of a series of short detective stories written by Aleister Crowley. He is portrayed as a mystic, magician, world traveller, high society figure and great detective who is advanced in years but possesses a thorough insight into human psychology. Apparently the character is based on Crowley's idealised self-image of his own old age.

     

The stories typically revolve around an apparently unsolvable crime, which is eventually untangled by Iff's magical and psychological logic. Crowley explained the method of crafting a Simon Iff story in simple terms:

“Think of a situation as inexplicable as possible, then to stop up all the chinks with putty, and having satisfied myself that no explanation was possible, to make a further effort and find one.”

Publication history:

     

The Simon Iff stories were written during a visit to New Orleans in December 1916, primarily as a means of alleviating Crowley's financial hardships. The mystic was verging on bankruptcy, a result of his lifestyle, and extravagant self-publishing, while having never earned a wage. The initial collection of six stories which Crowley penned would be labelled The Scrutinies of Simon Iff. Crowley would later write twelve more stories under the title Simon Iff in America, six stories as Simon Iff Abroad, and two final stories as Simon Iff Psychoanalyst. The Scrutinies of Simon Iff were first published in 1917–1918 in the New York publication The International under the pseudonym Edward Kelly (presumably a nod to Edward Kelley, the Elizabethan alchemist and enochian magician).

     

Simon Iff also appears in Crowley's novel Moonchild (1929).

 

The Stories

 

Published During Crowley's Lifetime?

    

 

The Scrutinies of Simon Iff

 

Artistic Temperament, The

Published

Big Game, The

Published

Conduct of John Briggs, The

Published

Ineligible

Published

Marsden Mysteries, The (incomplete)

Unpublished

Not Good Enough

Published

Outside the Bank's Routine

Published

Simon Iff in America

 

Biter Bit, The

Unpublished

Dangerous Safe Trick, A

Unpublished

Monkey and the Buzz-Saw, The

Unpublished

Natural Thing to Do, The

Unpublished

Nebuchadnezzar

Unpublished

Old Head on Young Shoulders, An

Unpublished

Ox and the Wheel, The

Unpublished

Pasquaney Puzzle, The

Unpublished

Sense of Incongruity, A

Unpublished

Suffer the Little Children

Unpublished

What's in a Name?

Unpublished

Who Gets the Diamonds

Unpublished

Simon Iff Abroad

 

Desert Justice

Unpublished

Haunted Sea-Captain, The

Unpublished

In the Swamp

Unpublished

Simon Iff, Psychoanalyst

 

Psychic Compensation

Unpublished

Sterilized Stephen

Unpublished